Gay boy cooties.
I am catman. Hear me roar.
50+ ducks ran away from me.
This one is her being a peacock
7am photoshoot with the puppy.
This one is us sharing a bone.
I’m trying to teach her that sharing is caring and that if I want to chew on her bone, I will.
idk what happened
New family member! Bandit! :D
LOOK HOW SMART MY PUPPY IS.
SHE’S THE SMARTEST AND CUTEST.
I LOVE SMOKEY SO MUCH.
I love Bacon.
They call me Derpinitatolitas.
Try to pronounce that. I dare you.
Sosososo happy that you are now in my life.
You’re so long and flexible. You’re made of bamboo. Amazing graphics by Nanami Cowdroy. Unf. I wish to ride you all day long.
You make me feel like a man.
This snake was so sexy. unf.
Chick Fil A protest in West Hollywood yesterday!
It went great. Got a lot of support as well!
Best signs ever: WTF Chick-Fil-A”, “Free side of homophobia with your wafflefries”