DERPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.

Gay boy cooties.

I am catman. Hear me roar.

50+ ducks ran away from me.
Wtf guys.

DUH BIEBZ

This one is her being a peacock

7am photoshoot with the puppy.

This one is us sharing a bone.

I’m trying to teach her that sharing is caring and that if I want to chew on her bone, I will.

idk what happened

New family member! Bandit! :D

LOOK HOW SMART MY PUPPY IS.

SHE’S THE SMARTEST AND CUTEST.

I LOVE SMOKEY SO MUCH.

I love Bacon.

They call me Derpinitatolitas.

Try to pronounce that. I dare you.

Sosososo happy that you are now in my life.

You’re so long and flexible. You’re made of bamboo. Amazing graphics by Nanami Cowdroy. Unf. I wish to ride you all day long.

You make me feel like a man.

This snake was so sexy. unf.

Chick Fil A protest in West Hollywood yesterday!

It went great. Got a lot of support as well! 

Best signs ever: WTF Chick-Fil-A”, “Free side of homophobia with your wafflefries”